This is apparetly the answer to Brody Jenners erudite cry "What is Bromance?" Okay, let me begin with something that I put in an earlier post. The first time I saw a tv promo for Bromance (while watching the Hills...it's research people!) I seriously did almost cry. I may have been a little drunk at the time and my emotions were not all together, but I was shocked at just how terrible television has got since I stopped watching cable (at my house, not other peoples). I just couldn't believe they would give an asshole like Brody Jenner show. The male equivalent to Paris Hiltons BFF. How could this possibly work? I found out and boy did I cry like i did from the promo, only this time with LAUGHTER INSANE LAUGHTER.
Watching an episode of Bromance was almost like watching piles of money being flushed down the toliet by a clown in a diaper. Funny...but a complete waste of money. I was however intrigued because I still have no clue if Brody is doing this for entertainment and KNOWS how literally gay everything they do and say is coming off, or if these contestants are really just that pathetic. One would suggest the smart thing to do is to try and get on this show to gain some sort of 15 minutes of fame, but some of these guys...seem like they genuinely want to be this tool boxes friend. They had no idea what they were in for. Let me now begin explaining for you "What is Bromance?"
1. Bromance means never having to wear sleeves. For the first 20 minutes of this show these dudes were either shirtless or had on sleeveless tee shirts which we should all know is a HUGE no no.
2. Bromance means simulating sex acts on blowup dolls, BMX riding, then "chair boarding". Yes that's right, its like skateboarding, but in chairs with wheels.
3. Bromance means sounding as gay as the title itself/crying. These boys really shed some serious tears when placed before Der Fuhrer Brody. Their lives must really be that bad that they seek the friendship of someone as dead behind the eyes and worthless as Brody Jenner. Oh, but Brody has seen hard times too. Just ask him! Wait, no hell just tell you while he is trying his best to sound like Dr. Phil. He however comes off more like a Diet Tyra Banks. How is Brody so easy to open up to? does he really care?? Now more of how this show is completely homosexual: Broisims. What are Broisms you ask? These are the clever little words and phrases that have sprung from this show, most of which just sound really really gay. Let me indulge you...
One of the shows contestants name is "Femey" which could be short for..feminine?? Uhuh. This Femy dude walked around the house calling everyone "femalish". Kind of ironic don't you think coming from someone with his moniker who also spends a good portion of the show crying.
Brody said "It's always nice to have girls around". A broisim this he does not abide by seeing as these dues are around each other trying to date Brody for the entire show! One guy actually said the following while waiting for the verdict of if he was being bounced or not:
"Up untill that point I was just clenching my butt!"...what really?????
Brody:"Well since I didn't get anywhere with Chris in the freezer..."?? get anywhere?? woah. He is such a Bromancer. This show is really just a vehicle for puns that people will stop using once this shit is off the air.
In summation, this show is hilarious and openly homosexual. I know these guys say and do some of these things in jest of being gay, however the genuine emotion that comes out of these creeps is nothing short of "femalish". My com padres Vanessa and Amanda had these comments to say during the telecast:
Veesh:In reference to Brody saying "somebody's getting off this party boat" "Last of the Brohicans!"
Me:"This show is gay."
Amanda "This show is absolutely gay."
Me :"The best part of watching this show was the commercial for the new Notorious BIG movie."
Veesh: "They are Brohopeful!"
Amanda:"Is someone going to get to spend the night with Brody like in Flavor of Love?"
Veesh:"This show should be called "Who wants to do Brody's laundry."
And there you have it. Someone is getting off this party boat (he changes that line at the end of every show) and it isn't me. I'm here to stay as long as Veesh lets me come over to watch it. We all know Brody doesn't need any new friends, certainly not any of these guys. Brody needs ratings. Bordy needs to make money independently from that given to him from his lesbian looking father. Help Brody out!!! Watch this show please? Would I ever recommend something bad to you?
(warning: this show will rot your brain. Only watch under the influence). Tune in next time for my next TV blog "I Am Actually Into American Idol aka I don't Have Cable".- Andrea
Watching an episode of Bromance was almost like watching piles of money being flushed down the toliet by a clown in a diaper. Funny...but a complete waste of money. I was however intrigued because I still have no clue if Brody is doing this for entertainment and KNOWS how literally gay everything they do and say is coming off, or if these contestants are really just that pathetic. One would suggest the smart thing to do is to try and get on this show to gain some sort of 15 minutes of fame, but some of these guys...seem like they genuinely want to be this tool boxes friend. They had no idea what they were in for. Let me now begin explaining for you "What is Bromance?"
1. Bromance means never having to wear sleeves. For the first 20 minutes of this show these dudes were either shirtless or had on sleeveless tee shirts which we should all know is a HUGE no no.
2. Bromance means simulating sex acts on blowup dolls, BMX riding, then "chair boarding". Yes that's right, its like skateboarding, but in chairs with wheels.
3. Bromance means sounding as gay as the title itself/crying. These boys really shed some serious tears when placed before Der Fuhrer Brody. Their lives must really be that bad that they seek the friendship of someone as dead behind the eyes and worthless as Brody Jenner. Oh, but Brody has seen hard times too. Just ask him! Wait, no hell just tell you while he is trying his best to sound like Dr. Phil. He however comes off more like a Diet Tyra Banks. How is Brody so easy to open up to? does he really care?? Now more of how this show is completely homosexual: Broisims. What are Broisms you ask? These are the clever little words and phrases that have sprung from this show, most of which just sound really really gay. Let me indulge you...
One of the shows contestants name is "Femey" which could be short for..feminine?? Uhuh. This Femy dude walked around the house calling everyone "femalish". Kind of ironic don't you think coming from someone with his moniker who also spends a good portion of the show crying.
Brody said "It's always nice to have girls around". A broisim this he does not abide by seeing as these dues are around each other trying to date Brody for the entire show! One guy actually said the following while waiting for the verdict of if he was being bounced or not:
"Up untill that point I was just clenching my butt!"...what really?????
Brody:"Well since I didn't get anywhere with Chris in the freezer..."?? get anywhere?? woah. He is such a Bromancer. This show is really just a vehicle for puns that people will stop using once this shit is off the air.
In summation, this show is hilarious and openly homosexual. I know these guys say and do some of these things in jest of being gay, however the genuine emotion that comes out of these creeps is nothing short of "femalish". My com padres Vanessa and Amanda had these comments to say during the telecast:
Veesh:In reference to Brody saying "somebody's getting off this party boat" "Last of the Brohicans!"
Me:"This show is gay."
Amanda "This show is absolutely gay."
Me :"The best part of watching this show was the commercial for the new Notorious BIG movie."
Veesh: "They are Brohopeful!"
Amanda:"Is someone going to get to spend the night with Brody like in Flavor of Love?"
Veesh:"This show should be called "Who wants to do Brody's laundry."
And there you have it. Someone is getting off this party boat (he changes that line at the end of every show) and it isn't me. I'm here to stay as long as Veesh lets me come over to watch it. We all know Brody doesn't need any new friends, certainly not any of these guys. Brody needs ratings. Bordy needs to make money independently from that given to him from his lesbian looking father. Help Brody out!!! Watch this show please? Would I ever recommend something bad to you?
(warning: this show will rot your brain. Only watch under the influence). Tune in next time for my next TV blog "I Am Actually Into American Idol aka I don't Have Cable".- Andrea
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I cannot watch it! I tried, but my body literally rejected it ten minutes into the first episode. I got hives, I threw up in my mouth a little, and I think I felt some antibodies being produced. It's serious. Maybe Brody Jenner is the reason I have eczema!
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