but I'm doing all that I can." These words were uttered by a supposedly sober Lindsay Lohan in a recent interview for Harpers Bizarre insert link here:http://www.harpersbazaar.com/magazine/cover/lindsay-lohan-cover-story-1208
After reading this interview (I was bored at work don't judge me!) I have realized it would be entirely off base for Lohan to blame any of her stupidity on being intoxicated because clearly, she is a f***ing moron when allegedly sober. I say allegedly only because its really hard for me to believe that anything she said in this interview or on her myspace blog is written clear headedly, wait no, she is really that stupid in general. My biggest astonishment however is not with her, but with Harpers Bazaar and the author of this interview. Was this lady really giving "props" to Lindsay and think that all of the guff comming out of her mouth was print-worthy in a non-sarcastic tone??? I know most journalists are not allowed to be sarcastic when writting for non-humor magazines but come on!!!! all that fodder right in front of her and she wants me to believe that she is all about what this crack head is saying? Hell no I dont belive it. I was laughing out loud reading this lame attemept at appearing together and politicaly aware. throwing in words like "f***" and "bulls**t" with every sentence does not do much for the validity of her statements either. she just comes off as some un educated stuck up Brittney Spears want to be but with problems she coud only dream of having. Stop trying to be Brittney, having a les girlfriend and going to rehab doesnt compare to the s**t that that crackish struggz has done. I love it.
The thesis of the article alone is a huge misnomer "Lindsay Lohan is back in action!" ummm....from what I have read in more formidable publications.... bitch can't get work. She was even late for the interview!!! and to say "shes no longer living la vida Lohan. The message is clear: Lindsay has actually started growing up." Living La Vida Lohan....and I can't get a legit writting job? I guess Lohoe and this interviewer were evenly matched on their way with words! My favorite quote of the whole interview is this one "Building a presence online has helped her let people know "there's a person in here," Lindsay says, tapping her head. "And I have feelings too, whether it's about politics, the person I'm seeing, the person I'm not seeing. That's my way of connecting. I don't want people to think that I'm just an empty f***ing whatever.""
Not just an empty f***ing whatever eh? is that why you had to hit yourself on the head? hellloooo is anything in there???? Im fairly confident that at least to me, this article did nothing but prove to me that she is a f***ing whatever and she said it not me. And as far as leggings are concerned...get over it. Doesn't she know that its all about TIGHTS
this year? umm. Like a wise Robert L. once said "If you want leggings..go to f***ing Khols". 
Look..she even modesl them herself! And she created the thigh high leggings!!! and apparantly she is alos one of those girls who thinks that they are a subsitute for pants! OMGOMGOMG where could she possibly go from there! I can't wait to find out. And while im waiting, maybe she will sell a pair, or better yet, maybe they will come back in style! Or even better...maybe she'll make another film...no I doubt that. I'm so mean. Okay I need to watch the new Brittany documentary on MTV. Didn't you know that Im really a 13 year old girl with a potty mouth??? Im no better then Lohan sheesh..what are we if not hypocrites:)
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