BABAEYYY: New peeves and octopus

New Pet Peeve: " seeing someone at work and they stop you to ask you "did you get my email?" or "did you listen to my message?". These are quite annoying I agree. This in fact is related to Roberts pet peeve of when you leave a voice message and the person calls you right back without listening to the message....which I do to him all the time.

I have realized that my new pet peeve is people who hum/sing....everywhere they go. There is a time and a place, and trust me not every place can be that place and not every time is the right time do you know what i mean? meaning NEVER DO IT AROUND ME PLEASE.

Anyhow lets get to the point of this blog, ahem. Now, many of you readers may or may not have received a text from me asking the question "how many legs does an octopus have?" now, i asked that question for real, to Oleander while i was drawing this creepy cartoon of a thug stealing money and an octopus sheriff was chasing after him. While drawing I inquired stupidly "how many legs does an octopus have" oleander responded "7? maybe 8?" and then it hit me. "OCTO", i said, octo means 8!" This ridiculous conversation led me to evilly text all my friends to see if they would answer you know... "8?" or " are you fucking kidding me thats stupid a fucking question?" the ladder is what i was hoping for. Little did i know that people were treating the question as a quiz waiting for me to send them the answer. Or some acted like it was not a dumb question to ask and proved their smarts to me by simply stating "8". The best are when people told me that they really had to think about it for a second before responding either sarcastically or truthfully, most picked truth or said " is his a trick? they have 8 TENTACLES". WOW That response was even smarter than i expected to get.. Now i ask you all to examine what these answers say about these people. No seriously tell me what you this all means. And feel free to offer up your own stupid/ amazingly thought provoking though easily answered question. I call it "the question where the wrong answer is the right one" if ya know what i mean. If someone asked me that I wonder what i would have said. I'm thinking I would have been stumped seeing as I asked it in the first place. Damn it.

ps: Robert is not about frills and glamor aka "accessory".- Love Octomom

Stolen From The Headlines....

and this is NOT Law and Order people. I know that the subjects that I am about to shed some light on, have already been beaten into the ground many, many times by gossip rags and television celebrity shows alike. Like EXTRA and ET an E! all of them have an upper case E!!! well here is some EXCITING news about two of the hottest stories of the past couple weeks...thats right...weeks of attention have been given to this. Hot topic numero uno....

The mother effn Octuplet mom seen here:

okay. yess this bitch has too many kids...yes this bitch has clearly had plastic surgery to look like the ultimate kid crazy peon Angelina when she cant afford her childrem (what did you think if you got her lips youd get her money and nannies?), but the real story here is in the story sthemself. Certain television new magazines have been showing far too much coverage of the alien antichrist spawner that is the Octupley Mom. she has a name :Naydia but who cares. Anyway, my favorite part of this whole ordeal is me saying to myself "wtf why do people give shit about this and why the hell is every station showing this attention whore?its sad" im saying this reflecting upon my ET watching ( no cable dont hate) and just then as I moved on to its evil twin Extra! on NBC..they actually said at the end of the show .."We want to take a moment to discuss why we will no longer be covering the Octuplet mom...because well..its gross. Sure she may be on tv a lot and maybe get her own reality tv show someday and we will have to cover it, but as for now we will no longer be covering the Octuplet mom". Then...for the next few days..Extra took it upon themselves to pause for a moment to talk about why they were no longer going to talk about the Octuplet Mom.ummmmHELLO! Give me a break, lets talk about not talking about it...one in the same. Like they were so genuis to think of this sham. Pshhh even I am not above talking about no talking about not talking about it!

Story numero dos: Jessica Simpson Weight Gain/Unflattering Foopa/Biff (butt in front)Jean Photo


Alright I know what your saying "ENOUGH ALREADY" but people.... I know that I do not have cable or internet or any exposure to any other iconoclasts like myself besides what I read in Life and Style But really when i first saw this picture only one thought came to mind and it had nothing to do with weight. The realy story if this picture lies in the details...yes J Simp seen here is wearing unflattering mom jeans at a florida chili cook off that make it appear as though she has gained weight. Ohhhh weight gain how horrible..mom jeans even worse, but isnt the bigger more perplexing question......drum roll please........what the hell was she doing singing at a chili cook off in Florida???Isnt that far more pathetic than gaining weight or wearing biff jeans given her celeb status? I think so. That was literally what caught my attention. That and the fact that people still give a shit about this washed up singer/actress whose meal ticket lies in the greasy bean covered spoons of a bunch retirees in a chili cook off contest. Isnt that the truley sad part of this story? Or is that where the send all the celebrities for " fat camp"? (for the record I think she looks fine). The real crime is how no one has brought this to peoples attention so we can stop talking about how apparenetly fat she is, but how we are all wasting time talking about a no talent no fashion senses chili cook off singing ding bat. Enough said.

So there it is. Im glad I got that off my chest. And I would like to take a moment to talk about how I will not be talking about Rhiannas busted up face at the hands of Chris Brown. Its just gross.- Drea