Matchmaker Matchmaker Make Me a Match

Oh crazy jersey lady please, help me find a boyfriend! O yeah I forgot, im not RICH therefore, i can not be helped! Thus proving it isn't about personality, not in the long run, it is all about MONEY and LOOKS. You see, I had this conversation with The Veesh the other day about why it is so hard for me to find a boyfriend. She said 'Well Andrea, you seem to go for really attractive men, you could stop being so particular". By GOD shes got it, I have no business running after these hot and sometimes wealthy dudes when I ain't got the goods to back it up. My personality is only getting me so far so perhaps I need to lower my standards. Or..GET RICH! Then that bitch in the video could help me.

In the vein of all the Bachelor and Bachorlette shows, my fav channel ev's BRAVO introduced us to the Millionaire Matchmaker. A sassy new jersey woman who comes from three generations of matchmakers, though she is the only one smart enough to make money off of it. She has millionaire clients pay her to set them up with a classy broad. Now for this to happen, she has cattle calls I mean casting calls for women to come in where they are judged and therefor deemed good enough for these men who are shelling out the dough. Basically she picks, blondes, young, perky, skinny, everything that does nothing to give me hope of ever finding a boyfriend. Perpetrating the stereotype of what men really want, dumb, blonde and skinny as hell yet the men are not exactly attractive, but their money sure is right! There are a few women they pick with their masters degrees, but they are more often then not, seen as "too old" and some of these dudes want to "have kids" ya know? Disgusting, yet, i find all of this extremely interesting! Makes me want to drop a few and dye my hair and act stupid to go to one of these casting calls!

Moving forward this lady sets up the millionaire with a party where all these women who were screened are at so he has his chance to choose who to date. Now if you cant find one woman in a room of ladies who are dying to date you  (AND YOUR MONEY), you have problems sir. I just find it all to be sad because I believe like me, these woman will talk to him, find one thing they like about him and be into it no mater what,and  yeah he is RICH! this could never be the set up for real love right? especially not when everyone knows their place in this equation. So I ask you all, is their really love and money? Or can money really just buy you all the love you need? Lets sit on THAT one. I almost think I prefer the Bachelor when those bitches think they are marrying some guy with a lot of money and it turns out he is like a farmer or fireman or some shit. Thats how this lady should really play it. Like a legit service where she sets women up with "decent men" and tries to sell them that waylik eby their personality and stuff and only in the end do these girls find out that they "missed the chance to date a millionaire". I guaranteed it wouldn't work as well, you know, like here in the REAL dating world.

I guess I have a lot of things to not think about now. I have decided that in order for me to ever date again I need to not just lower my standards but to have no expectations. However I can have preferences, such as I prefer the men I date to be really good looking and or rich. I see no harm in that. This sentiment is not lost on men either. I met a 19 year old boy the other day who says he is just looking for a sugar mama who referred to as a "hush money mama". You know, a woman who is attractive , rich and unhappily married who has sex with him and then pays him not to talk about it, GENIUS WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT. I think that is what i really want, a "hush dollar daddy". Count me in. I think I should be the next millionaire matchmaker, I would like, test them out first myself if you know what I'm sayin? Only it would be for married people who go behind their spouses back in order to find their little play thing. I think that is trashy, hilarious and right up there with every other piece of garbage on tv. Anyone know somebody at VH1? Get back to me!