I watched Twilight and...

I didn't want to kill myself! Wow I am as shocked as you are! Ill keep this short. Besides the film being rushed, which most book adaptations do, I really didn't think it was a cheesy as everyone said it was. The worst most cringe worthy parts were him jumping on trees with Bella on his back, however my sister assured me that is NOT in the book. So basically the director fucked up the adaptation pretty bad in some parts. Also it seemed that their love was pretty out of no where, my sister assured me in the book it takes like 20 chapters before they even get together. so im going to have to have to blame the classic "condensing" problem down to why others may have felt this film was rubbish. Thats how i felt about HP 5. Really, this film was tolerable because you get to stare at THIS

I know he only did this film for the pay out but, THANK YOU GOD THANK YOU you are amazingly attractive. Even as a wussy vampire. So i get what all the tweens like about this. Him. duh. The end.

Im about to watch Twilight

Review to follow.

On a side note..my brother just said he saw a guy laying dead with a pool of blood going down into the gutter here in akron (where im at right now) with caution tape. a dead guy. i cant go anywhere in this town. i am going to put a bullet in my head after watching this film. call the cops.

Stolen From The Headlines....

and this is NOT Law and Order people. I know that the subjects that I am about to shed some light on, have already been beaten into the ground many, many times by gossip rags and television celebrity shows alike. Like EXTRA and ET an E! all of them have an upper case E!!! well here is some EXCITING news about two of the hottest stories of the past couple weeks...thats right...weeks of attention have been given to this. Hot topic numero uno....

The mother effn Octuplet mom seen here:

okay. yess this bitch has too many kids...yes this bitch has clearly had plastic surgery to look like the ultimate kid crazy peon Angelina when she cant afford her childrem (what did you think if you got her lips youd get her money and nannies?), but the real story here is in the story sthemself. Certain television new magazines have been showing far too much coverage of the alien antichrist spawner that is the Octupley Mom. she has a name :Naydia but who cares. Anyway, my favorite part of this whole ordeal is me saying to myself "wtf why do people give shit about this and why the hell is every station showing this attention whore?its sad" im saying this reflecting upon my ET watching ( no cable dont hate) and just then as I moved on to its evil twin Extra! on NBC..they actually said at the end of the show .."We want to take a moment to discuss why we will no longer be covering the Octuplet mom...because well..its gross. Sure she may be on tv a lot and maybe get her own reality tv show someday and we will have to cover it, but as for now we will no longer be covering the Octuplet mom". Then...for the next few days..Extra took it upon themselves to pause for a moment to talk about why they were no longer going to talk about the Octuplet Mom.ummmmHELLO! Give me a break, lets talk about not talking about it...one in the same. Like they were so genuis to think of this sham. Pshhh even I am not above talking about no talking about not talking about it!

Story numero dos: Jessica Simpson Weight Gain/Unflattering Foopa/Biff (butt in front)Jean Photo


Alright I know what your saying "ENOUGH ALREADY" but people.... I know that I do not have cable or internet or any exposure to any other iconoclasts like myself besides what I read in Life and Style But really when i first saw this picture only one thought came to mind and it had nothing to do with weight. The realy story if this picture lies in the details...yes J Simp seen here is wearing unflattering mom jeans at a florida chili cook off that make it appear as though she has gained weight. Ohhhh weight gain how horrible..mom jeans even worse, but isnt the bigger more perplexing question......drum roll please........what the hell was she doing singing at a chili cook off in Florida???Isnt that far more pathetic than gaining weight or wearing biff jeans given her celeb status? I think so. That was literally what caught my attention. That and the fact that people still give a shit about this washed up singer/actress whose meal ticket lies in the greasy bean covered spoons of a bunch retirees in a chili cook off contest. Isnt that the truley sad part of this story? Or is that where the send all the celebrities for " fat camp"? (for the record I think she looks fine). The real crime is how no one has brought this to peoples attention so we can stop talking about how apparenetly fat she is, but how we are all wasting time talking about a no talent no fashion senses chili cook off singing ding bat. Enough said.

So there it is. Im glad I got that off my chest. And I would like to take a moment to talk about how I will not be talking about Rhiannas busted up face at the hands of Chris Brown. Its just gross.- Drea