Stuff I Like More Than You aka Why Bromance Makes Me Sick

This is my post on stuff I like more than I like you. In wake of current circumstances I should probably put "job security" at the top of the list. But f*** it, this list is for fun things!!!!!! Top keep you hip on what I am currently obsessing over I will be super cool and post some vids, or pics, or whatever I have time for (you know that Pantera bread has a 30 minute WIIFII limit a**holes)>

1. Best New Show
Summer Heights High




This is a little Austrilian comedy now on HBO. Thanks go out to the Veesh for letting me watch it on her cable and to Rob for burning it for me (right Rob!). Nothing makes me laugh more than guys in drag that look convincingly like 17 year old girls. That and the notion of an 11th grade girl dating a 7th grader. Seriously guys, watch this show.

2. Best Cd Ever

J Dilla Donuts


Nothing in life is better than waking up on a weekend morning and kick starting your lazy day listening to this album. A flawless work or hip hop meets your dads record collection. I do not even understand how people could even THINK of a. being a dj b. using fruity loops to make beats after hearing this album. Yall is some amatures. If you havent heard this we probably are not friends.

3. Starbucks



after years of fake anarchist hatred for this large corporation, young adulthood has set in and I am now officially hooked. and yes i have a "usual" and yes I get coffee free whenever the manager is working because I am there so much.

4.Teleporting

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5. Internet Acsess

Because I do not have it I like it more than you. I need it like that starbucks iv. Tomorrow I plan on posting when i steal WIIFII from someone else, Roberts and I's attempt at buying into the current trend of "BFF" shows by presenting Rob and Andreas New BFF!!!!! OMGOMG!!! I have a few amazing fictional candidates that you will just totally flip over!!! And it is going to be so much better than BROMANCE that ridiculous Brody Jenner show that rips off Paris Hilton. When i first saw a clip for that show I literally had tears forming in my eyes and Im not quite sure why. I know it wasnt because Brody is just so damn beautiful, maybe it has more to do with the decline of American Popular television, and the fact that I am accidentally exposed to this garbage unsuspectingly. It makes me SICK i tell you SICK. Which Is why Im going to one up America and come up with my own search for a BFF. If you can't beat em up, join em!