I watched Twilight and...

I didn't want to kill myself! Wow I am as shocked as you are! Ill keep this short. Besides the film being rushed, which most book adaptations do, I really didn't think it was a cheesy as everyone said it was. The worst most cringe worthy parts were him jumping on trees with Bella on his back, however my sister assured me that is NOT in the book. So basically the director fucked up the adaptation pretty bad in some parts. Also it seemed that their love was pretty out of no where, my sister assured me in the book it takes like 20 chapters before they even get together. so im going to have to have to blame the classic "condensing" problem down to why others may have felt this film was rubbish. Thats how i felt about HP 5. Really, this film was tolerable because you get to stare at THIS

I know he only did this film for the pay out but, THANK YOU GOD THANK YOU you are amazingly attractive. Even as a wussy vampire. So i get what all the tweens like about this. Him. duh. The end.